Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Movie Drinking Games

Every great fandom has a drinking game or two because your favorite movies get a million times better when you're shit-faced. With that being said, here are some drinking games I created for three classic Oz movies. I think you will be sufficiently hammered after the end of their respective movies.

Or if you don't want alcohol, feel free to replace the booze with soda. You do you.

The Wizard of Oz Drinking Game

One Drink:
Someone starts singing
Dorothy sighs
Someone starts crying
Dorothy calls Toto's name
Someone says "Wizard" or "Oz"

Two Drinks:
Uncle Henry and/or Auntie Em are mentioned
Tin Man rusts
Scarecrow dances
The Cowardly Lion gets scared of something
The group is seen skipping starts skipping

Finish Your Drink:
The Flying Monkeys appear
The Wizard is revealed to be a fraud
Dorothy chants "There's No Place Like Home"

The Wiz Drinking Game

One Drink:
"Ease on Down the Road" is sung
Something in the movie strikes you as creepy or uncomfortable
You shout "What the fuck?"

Two Drinks:
Michael Jackson reads a quote from his stuffing
Tin Man cries
The Cowardly Lion is over-dramatic

Finish Your Drink:
A dance sequence goes on for way too long (this happens many times, but trust me, you'll need to be inebriated to get through them)
The Kalidah scene
You have to pause the movie for a bathroom break (chug after your break and seriously, you will have to pause it. It's soooo fucking looooooong)

Return to Oz Drinking Game

One Drink:
Jack calls Dorothy "mom"
A nome face is seen
Someone mentions "Oz" or "Kansas"

Two Drinks:
Something really fucked up happens (Mombi driving a chariot draw by wheelers, anyone?)
Tik-Tok needs winding
Ozma is on screen or is mentioned
A member is added to Dorothy's travelling group (the Gump counts)

Finish Your Drink:
Mombi switches heads
A wheeler turns into sand in the Deadly Desert
The Nome King dies

If any of you try these games, feel free to let me know how they go in the comments. But for your own safety and for the safety of those around you, please drink responsibly.



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